I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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