So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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