This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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