What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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