I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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