I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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