i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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