Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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