can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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