haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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