also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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