I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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