I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i just google imaged poop.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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