you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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