It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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