that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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