Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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