I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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