The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Even my vagina gasped.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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