You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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