Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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