sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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