its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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