i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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