Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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