Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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