like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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