we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You took a bar mat shot.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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