Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm drive I can fine osifer
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
