this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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