I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Randomize
