this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I am one with the molecules
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
