I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
