You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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