So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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