i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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