We won't sleep together?
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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