Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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