They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
And my parents said I crawled through the house
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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