he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i drank out of a bidet.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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