hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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