i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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