did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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