The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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