she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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