When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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