I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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