Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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