It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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