It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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