I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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