was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I believe in your delicious
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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